I Don't know if this is true or not, but it is a great yarn.
This burns patient had full thickness burns to his face, and his eye-lids were completely gone.
The plastic surgeon took a couple of snips off his fore-skin and with tiny little micro stitches fixed them in place and told the patient to come back for a checkup in 3 months.
So he duly turned up for his appointment and the Doctor asked him how his new eye-lids were. "Oh great Doc, now I've got plenty of Fore-sight." "Well that is good news" said the Doctor, "Are there any side effects?"
"Well Doc.... now I'm Cock-eyed"
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